[Righetti72] New Year's Resolutions

[J.Thielbar at att.net]

Happy New Year...  Joan (Gooch) Thielbar
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Subject: New Year's resolutions
Date:    Wed, 31 Dec 2003 08:12:09 -0700


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The Reality of New Year's Resolutions 
As we all start a new year, it is time again to make those ever so important New Year's Resolutions. I have faithfully made such resolutions in the past, and while I haven't been able to keep all of them, I have tried my best to continue making progress on them year after year. Following is my revised list of "New Year's Resolutions - 2004 Edition": 


Resolution #1 
2001: I will try to be a better husband to Marge. 
2002: I will not leave Marge. 
2003: I will try for a reconciliation with Marge. 
2004: I will try to be a better husband to Wanda. 

Resolution #2 
2001: I will go to church every Sunday. 
2002: I will go to church as often as possible. 
2003: I will set aside time each day for prayer and meditation. 
2004: I will try to catch the late night sermonette on TV. 

Resolution #3 
2001: I will not let my boss push me around. 
2002: I will not let my sadistic boss drive me to the point of suicide. 
2003: I will stick up for my rights when my boss bullies me. 
2004: I will tell Dr. Hodger and the group about my boss. 

Resolution #4 
2001: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 
2002: I will read at least 10 books a year. 
2003: I will read 5 books a year. 
2004: I will finish Airport. 

Resolution #5 
2001: I will not get upset when Charlie and Sam make jokes about my baldness. 
2002: I will not get annoyed when Charlie and Sam kid me about my toupee. 
2003: I will not lose my temper when they tell the guys I wear a girdle. 
2004: I will not speak to Charlie and Sam. 

Resolution #6 
2001: I will get my weight down below 180. 
2002: I will watch my calories until I get below 190. 
2003: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200. 
2004: I will try to develop a realistic attitude about my weight. 

Resolution #7 
2001: I will not take a drink before 5:00 p.m. 
2002: I will not touch the bottle before noon. 
2003: I will not become a "problem drinker". 
2004: I will not miss any AA meetings. 

Resolution #8 

2001: I will not spend my money frivolously. 
2002: I will pay off my bank loan promptly. 
2003: I will pay off my bank loans promptly. 
2004: I will begin making a strong effort to be out of debt by 1998. 

Resolution #9 
2001: I will see my dentist this year. 
2002: I will have my cavities filled this year. 
2003: I will have my root canal work done this year. 
2004: I will get rid of my denture breath this year. v
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