[Righetti72] Robin Williams' Peace Plan

[J.Thielbar at att.net]

This seemed like an appropriate tribute to the 9/11 anniversary...  Joan
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Date:    Mon, 1 Sep 2003 09:05:28 -0700

Subject: Robin Williams Peace Plan 

Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan... what we need now 
is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.  

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for 
peace. So, here's one plan: 

 

1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, 
past &present. You know, Hitler, ussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the 
rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never "interfere" again. 

 

2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, 
South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station 
troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence. 

 

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. 
We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered 
up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would 
welcome them. 

 

4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless 
given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If 
you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would 
never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 
cashiers.  

 

5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't 
attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby. 

 

6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This 
will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a 
temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to 
cope for a while. 

 

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their 
oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to 
sell their production. (About aweek of the wells filling up the storage sites 
would be enough.) 

 

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 
"interfere." They can pray to Allah or 

whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we 
give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very 
little, if anything. 

 

9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the 
spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good 
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 

 

10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call 
us "Ugly Americans" any longer. 

 

Now, isn't that a winner of a plan. 

 

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your 
huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece 
of me?'" - 

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