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Subject: Fw: gorilla catcher
Date: Tue, 27 May 2003 17:33:22 -0500
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Subject: gorilla catcher

A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he=20
looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla=20
Removers."=20

He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over=20
in 30 minutes.=20

The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a=20
ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.=20

"What are you going to do", the homeowner asks?=20

"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm=20
going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this =
baseball bat.=20
When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his =
testicles=20
and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put =
him in=20
the cage in the back of the van."=20

He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?"=20
asks the homeowner.=20

"If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."=20
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<DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> gorilla catcher</DIV>
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<DIV><BR></DIV><FONT face=3Darial,helvetica><FONT size=3D2><BR><BR>A man =
wakes up=20
one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he <BR>looks in the yellow =
pages=20
and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla <BR>Removers." <BR><BR>He =
calls the=20
number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over <BR>in 30 minutes.=20
<BR><BR>The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a =

<BR>ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. =
<BR><BR>"What are=20
you going to do", the homeowner asks? <BR><BR>"I'm going to put this =
ladder up=20
against the roof, then I'm <BR>going to go up there and knock the =
gorilla off=20
the roof with this baseball bat. <BR>When the gorilla falls off, the pit =
bull is=20
trained to grab his testicles <BR>and not let go. The gorilla will then =
be=20
subdued enough for me to put him in <BR>the cage in the back of the =
van."=20
<BR><BR>He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" =

<BR>asks the homeowner. <BR><BR>"If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, =
shoot=20
the dog." <BR>-- <BR></FONT></FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>

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