[Righetti72] Fw: A few thoughts for today
J.Thielbar@att.net
J.Thielbar@att.net
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Thought this was fun... joan
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From: "Lyndi Anderson" <lyndi@eldercaremanager.com>
To: "Vicki Nyman @ EPOCH" <Vicki.Nyman@EpochSL.COM>
Subject: Fw: A few thoughts for today
Date: Tue, 6 May 2003 21:44:30 -0700
A smile for today,
Lyndi Anderson, MPA
Eldercare Research & Consulting, Inc.
Phone: (520) 297-9161
lyndi@eldercaremanager.com
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may
not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell
alone!
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky
tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's
newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. No one is listening until you fart.
6. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
8. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car
payments.
10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That
way, when you criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he
will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably
worth it.
14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
15. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
16. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
17. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
judgment.
18. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back
in your pocket.
19. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
20. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it
holds the universe together.
21. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
22. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
23. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
24. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
25. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our butt...then things
get worse
26. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the
same night.
27. There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
28. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
29. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big
deal about your birthday...around age 11.
30. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
THE MOST WASTED DAY OF ALL IS ONE IN WHICH WE HAVE NOT LAUGHED!
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>A smile for today, </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS" size=3D4>2. The journey of a thousand =
miles begins=20
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<DIV><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS" size=3D4>3. It's always darkest before =
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<DIV><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS" size=3D4>4. Don't be irreplaceable. If =
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<DIV><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS" size=3D4>5. No one is listening until =
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<DIV><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS" size=3D4>6. Always remember you're =
unique. Just=20
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<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS" size=3D4>7. Never test the depth of =
the water with=20
both feet. </FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS" size=3D4>8. If you think nobody cares =
if you're=20
alive, try missing a couple of car payments. </FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS" size=3D4>10. Before you criticize =
someone, you=20
should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them =
you're a=20
mile away and you have their shoes. </FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS" size=3D4>11. If at first you don't =
succeed,=20
skydiving is not for you. </FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS" size=3D4>12. Give a man a fish and he =
will eat for=20
a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer =
all day.=20
</FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS" size=3D4>13. If you lend someone $20 =
and never see=20
that person again, it was probably worth it. </FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS" size=3D4>14. If you tell the truth, =
you don't have=20
to remember anything. </FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS" size=3D4>15. Some days you are the =
bug; some days=20
you are the windshield. </FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS" size=3D4>16. Don't worry; it only =
seems kinky the=20
first time. </FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS" size=3D4>17. Good judgment comes from =
bad=20
experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. </FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS" size=3D4>18. The quickest way to =
double your money=20
is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. </FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS" size=3D4>19. A closed mouth gathers no =
foot.=20
</FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS" size=3D4>20. Duct tape is like the =
Force. It has a=20
light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. =
</FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS" size=3D4>21. There are two theories to =
arguing=20
with women. Neither one works. </FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS" size=3D4>22. Generally speaking, you =
aren't=20
learning much when your lips are moving. </FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS" size=3D4>23. Experience is something =
you don't get=20
until just after you need it. </FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS" size=3D4>24. Never miss a good chance =
to shut up.=20
</FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS" size=3D4>25. We are born naked, wet =
and hungry,=20
and get slapped on our butt...then things get worse </FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS" size=3D4>26. Never, under any =
circumstances, take=20
a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. </FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS" size=3D4>27. There is a fine line =
between "hobby"=20
and "mental illness." </FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS" size=3D4>28. No matter what happens, =
somebody will=20
find a way to take it too seriously. </FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS" size=3D4>29. There comes a time when =
you should=20
stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your =
birthday...around age=20
11. </FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS" size=3D4>30. Everyone seems normal =
until you get=20
to know them. </FONT></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS" size=3D4>THE MOST WASTED DAY OF ALL IS =
ONE IN=20
WHICH WE HAVE NOT LAUGHED!</FONT><BR></DIV></DIV></BODY></HTML>
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