[Righetti72] Fw: Oh my god, this is funny
Pam Cobb
pgcobb@charter.net
Mon, 24 Mar 2003 19:39:13 -0800
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Thought this was cute!! Pass a long to your friends.
Pam
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From: Joanna O'Neal=20
To: Jennifer Robey=20
Sent: Monday, March 24, 2003 12:18 PM
Subject: Oh my god, this is funny
Hello.
I don't normally send stuff like this out....... but I read it and =
laughed so hard I cried.
:)
J
How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
>=20
> 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point =
a
> hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
>=20
> 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
>=20
> 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
> with that.
>=20
> 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
>=20
> 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has Gotten
> over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
>=20
> 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
>=20
> 8. Dont use any punctuation marks
>=20
> 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
>=20
> 10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they =
answer.
>=20
> 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
>=20
> 12. Sing along at the opera.
>=20
> 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
>=20
> 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle
> sounds all day.
>=20
> 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their =
party
> because you're not in the mood.
>=20
> 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd =
time
> this week!!!!!"
>=20
> 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, =
yelling
> "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
>=20
> 19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going =
to
> have to let one of you go."
>=20
> And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity.......
>=20
> 20. Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they =
sent
> it to you or asked you not to send them stuff like this.
>=20
>=20
Joanna O'Neal=20
Pacific Coast Surgical Centers=20
SurgCenter Development=20
200 Station Way, Suite D=20
Arroyo Grande, CA 93420=20
805-481-6046=20
Fax: 805-474-4589=20
joneal@surgcenter.com=20
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<DIV><FONT size=3D2>Thought this was cute!! Pass a long to your=20
friends.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2>Pam</FONT></DIV>
<DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message -----=20
<DIV style=3D"BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; font-color: black"><B>From:</B> <A=20
title=3Djoneal@surgcenter.com =
href=3D"mailto:joneal@surgcenter.com">Joanna=20
O'Neal</A> </DIV>
<DIV><B>To:</B> <A title=3Djrobey@surgcenter.com=20
href=3D"mailto:jrobey@surgcenter.com">Jennifer Robey</A> </DIV>
<DIV><B>Sent:</B> Monday, March 24, 2003 12:18 PM</DIV>
<DIV><B>Subject:</B> Oh my god, this is funny</DIV></DIV>
<DIV><BR></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=3D020471520-24032003><FONT =
size=3D2>Hello.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=3D020471520-24032003><FONT size=3D2>I don't normally =
send stuff=20
like this out....... but I read it and laughed so hard I=20
cried.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=3D020471520-24032003><FONT =
size=3D2>:)<BR>J</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=3D020471520-24032003><FONT size=3D2> </DIV>
<DIV>How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity</DIV>
<DIV>> </DIV>
<DIV>> 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on =
and point=20
a</DIV>
<DIV>> hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.</DIV>
<DIV>> </DIV>
<DIV>> 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your =
voice.</DIV>
<DIV>> </DIV>
<DIV>> 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they =
want=20
fries</DIV>
<DIV>> with that.</DIV>
<DIV>> </DIV>
<DIV>> 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"</DIV>
<DIV>> </DIV>
<DIV>> 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone =
has=20
Gotten</DIV>
<DIV>> over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.</DIV>
<DIV>> </DIV>
<DIV>> 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the=20
prophecy."</DIV>
<DIV>> </DIV>
<DIV>> 8. Dont use any punctuation marks</DIV>
<DIV>> </DIV>
<DIV>> 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.</DIV>
<DIV>> </DIV>
<DIV>> 10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after =
they=20
answer.</DIV>
<DIV>> </DIV>
<DIV>> 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".</DIV>
<DIV>> </DIV>
<DIV>> 12. Sing along at the opera.</DIV>
<DIV>> </DIV>
<DIV>> 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't =
rhyme.</DIV>
<DIV>> </DIV>
<DIV>> 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of =
jungle</DIV>
<DIV>> sounds all day.</DIV>
<DIV>> </DIV>
<DIV>> 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend =
their=20
party</DIV>
<DIV>> because you're not in the mood.</DIV>
<DIV>> </DIV>
<DIV>> 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I =
won!" "3rd=20
time</DIV>
<DIV>> this week!!!!!"</DIV>
<DIV>> </DIV>
<DIV>> 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking =
lot,=20
yelling</DIV>
<DIV>> "run for your lives, they're loose!!"</DIV>
<DIV>> </DIV>
<DIV>> 19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we =
are going=20
to</DIV>
<DIV>> have to let one of you go."</DIV>
<DIV>> </DIV>
<DIV>> And the final way to keep a healthy level of =
insanity.......</DIV>
<DIV>> </DIV>
<DIV>> 20. Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if =
they=20
sent</DIV>
<DIV>> it to you or asked you not to send them stuff like this.</DIV>
<DIV>> </DIV>
<DIV>> </DIV>
<DIV></FONT></SPAN> </DIV>
<P><FONT size=3D2>Joanna O'Neal</FONT> <BR><FONT size=3D2>Pacific Coast =
Surgical=20
Centers</FONT> <BR><FONT size=3D2>SurgCenter Development</FONT> =
<BR><FONT=20
size=3D2>200 Station Way, Suite D</FONT> <BR><FONT size=3D2>Arroyo =
Grande, CA=20
93420</FONT> <BR><FONT size=3D2>805-481-6046</FONT> <BR><FONT =
size=3D2>Fax:=20
805-474-4589</FONT> <BR><FONT size=3D2><A=20
href=3D"mailto:joneal@surgcenter.com">j</FONT><FONT=20
size=3D2>oneal@surgcenter.com</A></FONT> </P>
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