[Righetti72] FW: FW: Beer drinking Baptist cowboy
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This is funny!
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Subject: Fwd: FW: Beer drinking Baptist cowboy
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Subject: FW: Beer drinking Baptist cowboy
Date: Wed, 5 Feb 2003 12:30:08 -0800
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A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of brew and sits =
in
the back room, drinking a sip out of each
one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders
three more.
The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a mug goes flat after =
I
draw it so it would taste better if you bought just one at a time."
The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
Australia, the other is in Dublin and I'm in Texas. When we all left =
home,
we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we were =
together.
So I drink one for each of my brothers and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there. The
cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He
orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders only two mugs! All the regulars take =
notice
and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the
bartender says, "I
don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my =
condolences on
your loss."
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he
laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he
explains......."It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church =
and
obviously I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected my brothers though."
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